I knew I was going to marry my girlfriend when she gave me a Dutch Chimney while we were watching the Red Wings game.
by G. H. Freedman January 17, 2011
An unfortunate gastrointestinal reaction to the sudden, excessive consumption of dairy products and/or herring.
I hope the KLM toilets are comfortable, because last night's dinner in Rotterdam gave me Dutch Death.
by Kersal Missive September 28, 2006
During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.
by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006
Jenna never saw the carrot headed for her ass, in fact she couldn't see a thing, TT had applied such a thorough "dutch blindfold"
by Hairy Almeja November 24, 2008
you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.
while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
man 1: would you like a dutch router?
man 2: no, that's gay.
man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.
man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!
man 1: yay!
man 2: fag...
man 2: no, that's gay.
man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.
man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!
man 1: yay!
man 2: fag...
by the jamo February 15, 2010
Identical to the dutch hand grenade with the following additional action: once the foul air biscuit is released, the other hand follows through with a slapping motion in order to violently waft the putrescent aroma into the snout of the deserving victim.
When my woman told me she was cheating on me with the mailman, I gave that dirty whore a Dutch Bitchslap.
by Shitler88 November 21, 2009
I tried to push John out of my ass last night when he came. He was stuck in there like a dutch plunger.
by Alphaomega84 December 11, 2010