Dutch Chimney

The act of farting while wearing a Snuggie, and sticking an arm hole by someone else's face.
I knew I was going to marry my girlfriend when she gave me a Dutch Chimney while we were watching the Red Wings game.
by G. H. Freedman January 17, 2011
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Dutch Death

An unfortunate gastrointestinal reaction to the sudden, excessive consumption of dairy products and/or herring.
I hope the KLM toilets are comfortable, because last night's dinner in Rotterdam gave me Dutch Death.
by Kersal Missive September 28, 2006
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dutch crunch

During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.
Last night, Todd was giving Craig a rim job but Craig surprised him with a Dutch Crunch. "Nice."
by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006
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Dutch Blindfold

Male on top 69, cover woman's eyes with testicles, "blindfold" her.
Jenna never saw the carrot headed for her ass, in fact she couldn't see a thing, TT had applied such a thorough "dutch blindfold"
by Hairy Almeja November 24, 2008
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dutch router

you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.

while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
man 1: would you like a dutch router?

man 2: no, that's gay.

man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.

man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!

man 1: yay!

man 2: fag...
by the jamo February 15, 2010
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Dutch Bitchslap

Identical to the dutch hand grenade with the following additional action: once the foul air biscuit is released, the other hand follows through with a slapping motion in order to violently waft the putrescent aroma into the snout of the deserving victim.
When my woman told me she was cheating on me with the mailman, I gave that dirty whore a Dutch Bitchslap.
by Shitler88 November 21, 2009
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Dutch Plunger

When a man tries to push another man's cock out of his ass with a fart and fails to do so.
I tried to push John out of my ass last night when he came. He was stuck in there like a dutch plunger.
by Alphaomega84 December 11, 2010
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