by Black Eyrie June 30, 2022
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• fucks instruments for a living
• makes music out of his wife’s moans
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• fucks instruments for a living
• makes music out of his wife’s moans
• in the band echolyn with his sexy bandmates
• blows instruments like a girl blowing your cock
by CockSuker911 July 25, 2022
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Christopher is the love of my life. At first he seems quiet, shy and laid back and nonchalant but one you get to know him you will truly be blown away by the depths of his character. He is kind, caring, loving, helpful, handsome, and literally the best person in the world.
I love you my Christopher.
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Get the Christopher bass mug.he’s that one fish in the sea that’s almost impossible to catch. if you get him he’s yours forever. he probably loves little yippie dogs. he’s a cornball and acts like drake sometimes with the things he says. he’s rly not that funny but is unintentionally funny. he also wears 28237637 pounds of cologne whenever you see him bc he wants you to smell like him. he loves music and his friends. he moons everyone with his ass
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He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
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