Helena

The capital of the State of Montana.......... It is also one of the smallest media markets in the nation. After hitting some research via google images.

This place needs a makeover; it needs some Manhattanization. Sucks to be an aspiring journalist cause you are most likely to start your career in this place!

Better off in NY or LA or Chicago or Boston, at least there are many things to do compared to the Montana capital Helena.

It needs the following to be be the next "NYC" in the future and same goes w/ Billings, Missoula, Pocatello ID, Jackson MS, Dothan AL, Fargo ND, Minot ND, etc. Just by looking at images of these places it isnt that charming. This is just my opinion!

NFL,MLB,NHL,NBA and MLS teams

Great nightlife and scenery

skyscrapers galore.

world famous 24-7 Transit systems

Fashion weeks, fashion shows and lots of entertainment

Super diverse communities and neighborhoods

Helena: the definition says it all....

by citylifelovin December 19, 2011

The Helen Keller

The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.

I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.

by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010

Helen Keller Dees Nuts

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.

Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

by dosisthecollestbandever February 5, 2010

The Helen Keller

When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)

You: Sarah, what's up with the black eye?

Sarah: I got The Helen Keller last night.

by Big Footed Whore June 25, 2009

hetletved

Small guy who passes terrible gas. CPA nerd born with congenital micro penis.

I thought my farts stunk. That guy is a real Hetletved

by 58428 February 26, 2018

hetlepus

Hetlepus is used to describe a person who can do it all. It’s used widely for people who have a talent for everything. It can also be used to describes someone who can buy everything even if they are broke. A Hetlepus does not live by standard rules. They live their life depending only on themselves. It is common for a Hetlepus to live the most exiting lifestyle possible and dabble in all kinds of jobs and activities.

I’m feeling kinda Hetlepus today. I think I might buy a private jet

How can you play all those instruments? Are you a Hetlepus

by Den Italienske ku February 8, 2024

Hetley

a huge sexy beast who is only writing this cause nobody else has this name
he is also black

Sammy: HETLEY YOU FUCKIN MONEY

Hetley: CALM DOWN YOU LITTLE CRACKER

by PermittedAsp99 November 27, 2023