half-your-age-plus-seven

The lower limit on the age of a potential partner for a person over 14, by socially acceptable standards. Used as a rule of thumb.

The converse is twice-(your-age-minus-seven).

The following online calculator makes the math easy and also calculates how long until an UNacceptable relationship becomes acceptable:
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

Dave: Yeh man, I totally banged that Kath chick last night.
John: Are you a pedo?! She's 15!
Dave: Nah, she's 15 and a half, half-your-age-plus-seven, I'm 17, so half my age is 8.5 and plus seven is 15.5.
John: ...Doesn't change the fact that she's my sister...

by SolF1729 June 18, 2011

Tid bit of half ass

A fraction of a half assed effort.

We try to be everything to everyone and eventually only end up doing a tid bit of half ass for everyone.

by Maraki July 30, 2008

A bitch and a half

A woman who is incredibly annoying, supremely critical, is never satisfied, and extremely demanding -- so much so as to account for one bitch plus half.

My ex-wife is a bitch and a half.

by The Chuckster January 11, 2006

half stacked

The period between having no boner to having a boner

I was gettin half stacked when that bitch took her shirt off

by Tripler2k August 1, 2007

half mile under club

Sex in a train going through the Channel Tunnel between England and France, parts of which are half a mile below sea level.

Normally in a toilet but the Half Mile Under Club with Distinction is in a carriage while others are present.

by dustyp August 14, 2009

half-ski

a unfinished beer that has half the beer in it

half-skis are for pussys, strictly done-skis

by phan da man May 20, 2010

Half Homo

It is not "No Homo" nor is it "Completely Homo." It is when a sexual act occurs between two people of the same gender that will not leave the relationship between the two people feeling awkward or strained because of the act, but is too gay to ever be mentioned to anyone besides themselves.

Mark: "Dude, Steve. I think we made out last night."

Steve: "No Homo!"

Mark: "Too late for that dude. Let's just not tell our friends. Half Homo! Whew, if I hadn't called that we'd be really gay right now bro."

by BjornikovTheMighty August 26, 2010