pumping gas

A polite way of saying that you have to or have already farted.

i.e.: "I ate a lot of beans and now I am pumping gas".
"Who just pumped gas?" "I've been pumping gas all night."

by I_AM_FARTICUS March 6, 2010

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Guido Gas

An energy drink, such as Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, or Amp. Though Guidos rely on these energy drinks to function, they generally mix them with one or more types of alcohol to counter the jittery side-effects. Common mixers include Jagermeister and vodka, though they are rarely exclusive to either.

I was just in the convenience store, where I saw two Guidos fueling up on Guido Gas.

by The Notorious J.A.Y. February 23, 2009

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g.a.s. [gas]

Acronym for "good ass shit"; very good

Trust me baby, I wouldn't send it to you if it weren't some g.a.s. gas.

by Shiznito Bim Bam Snip Snap Nat April 6, 2006

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Gas Enema

The process of filling up your gas tank when the price per gallon is above $3 per gallon. At that price, you may as well take the nozzle and stick it up your ass.

I couldn't even sit in my car after the gas enema I got at the gas station. F*&king oil companies!

by TJinDenver October 23, 2008

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