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Gary Jones

Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.
The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"
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Gary

A 16 Year Old with ADD who lies and backstabs people from Bullworth Academy.
Gary "I can get people expelled and put several kids into therapy unfairly and he still likes me!!"
(Gary instantly gets Jimmy, Pete, and others expelled or therapy)
Gary "ha ha ha ha, I rule this school."
by rileyissushi September 24, 2020
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Doing a Gary

'I once a piss next to David guetta' stop doing a Gary
by Mav88 October 2, 2020
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A Gary

A poop you have to talk about or someone who always dramatically talks about pooping.
I had to drop a Gary as soon as I got home.
by Drama Jackson October 5, 2020
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Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.
Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.
by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011
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Gary

by userhandlegoeshere January 25, 2023
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A gary

A person in a sport predominantly sailing who has all the gear and no idea, who believes they are good at the sport, but they are terrible and in extreme cases damaging equipment they also love Gary chat with instructors of the sport
The guy who just got off that boat is such a Gary
by MWPJ January 28, 2023
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