five finger discount

The ability to shoplift.

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."

by Skeddles February 5, 2008

moustache five

It's when two dudes high-five with their moustaches. To an outsider it might look totally gay, but between the two dudes, it's totally manly. Sometimes followed by heavy groping and actual kissing.

"Moustache Five right now!"
*pound moustaches*
"THAT was AWESOME."
"Yeah! But that part where you lingered was kinda weird."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

Five Nights At Freddy's

A game that is taken too seriously by 5-13 year old kids. This game has became famous ever since Markiplier and Pewdiepie made videos about this horror game. This game has became over rated ever since 5-13 year old Minecraft fans has discovered it. This game has given children such a stupid idea... Or maybe two... These ideas are Animatronic porn and horribly made Fan games, such as Five Nights at My Little Pony's or whatever it was called.

This game is actually a famous horror series with 3 installments to the series. Way too many kids take this game too seriously. End of story.

Minecraft Kid: I only play Minecraft :3
FNaF Kid: MINECRAP IS SO STUPID I RECOMMENDS SOME FNEF UR Five Nights At Freddy's
Minecraft Kid after FNaF: OMG FNAF IS DA BEST GAIM EVAARR!!!! DSFVNKDFKLB NDX<>vnxcvb,njsdkjbvgfxcvhj

by skoooping June 1, 2015

Five Seven

A fucking overpower pistol in the game CS:GO.
it can kill in one headshot while an M4A4 cant.
this fucking joke of a pistol is 6x cheaper than a M4A4 but much better.

VALVE PLS NERF FIVE SEVEN.

by OCv RemixX August 4, 2017

Fried Day

Fried Day. The start of the weekend (Friday) and the best day to get fucked up by smoking yourself stupid.

It's Fried Day nigga! Let's fuckin smoke that ounce of purp.

by xNTCx October 16, 2008

Five-Crunk

A play on the word "crunk" which is a combination of "crazy" and "drunk"; five-crunk takes crunk to a whole new level. Five-crunk basically implies that one will get disastrously wasted without remembering what happened the night before; whether it is a combo of uppers and downers, five-crunk takes one off their chain.

Champagne: "Girl, let's get wasted tonight!"
Waltanisha: "Girl I'ma get five-crunked!"

by The Green Urbanite June 11, 2009

Ford Five Hundred

The Ford Five Hundred (code name D258) is the succeedor of the Ford Tarus. Currently the only engine option avalible is the 3.0 L Duratec V6 engine that provides 203hp@5,750 rpm. Though somewhat dull on exterior styling in excells in saftey, cargo space, handling, and value.

With m new ford five Hundred I can fit at least 3 bodies in the trunk.

by yomanwill September 17, 2006