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friend whore 

Someone who connects and bonds with people too easily without descriminating or recognizing red flags. A friend whore is someone who is everyone's safe friend, doesn't set appropriate boundaries, is too forgiving, and doesn't share his/her true feelings at the risk of jeopardizing the dysfunctional relationship or feeling guilty.
You were always my safe friend in high school. I could always turn to you, even when I didn't treat you well.

That's because I used to be a friend whore and never set boundaries with you. I was your friend when you weren't mine.
friend whore by Liliacea May 15, 2008

friend tax

The things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback.
Person 1: "Man, why do I have to invite Sheila's loser boyfriend? It's my damn party."

Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax."
friend tax by any name will do February 13, 2007

Friend Shower 

Two friends of the opposite sex who shower together to save water and spend quality time together.

A fun activity for two friends to engage in together when there's nothing else to do.
Guy; I'll pick you up at 7:00 I need to shower.

Girl; Well, I need to shower too, lets save water and Friend shower.

Guy; I'm bored, what should we do?
Girl; Lets Friend Shower!!
Friend Shower by banana1234 April 2, 2010

friend girl

a girl who is your friend and the two of you act like you are together but you are not officially. basically you are together...but you are not. it's obvious that both like each other but have not actually done or said anything about it yet.
john: hows your girlfriend doing?

me: oh she's not my girlfriend yet...for now she's just my friend girl
friend girl by briosa August 14, 2010

friend digger 

A person who steals people's friends for no apparent reason. Usually this happens when the friend digger has no friends herself, or when her close circle of friends are experimenting with different things. She will turn to a younger audience of people, and steal primarily from a sibling or close friend. Some people are dragged in through trickery that the friend digger uses.
Becca is such a friend digger, she always has to go and steal people's friends because she doesn't have any of her own.

Friend Card 

Bull crap that was made up to make your friends feel guilty.
David: I'm pullin the friend card on you man

Justin: The friend card is bull crap you made to make me feel guilty.
Friend Card by Blahclsjdfl October 26, 2010