ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.
Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!
by Bigsteve February 24, 2005
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Marzio's Ass

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Marzio's Ass?
Person 2: cum
by BasAmbro April 15, 2022
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Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.
by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017
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ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!
by MoLo36 April 22, 2009
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ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.
Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?
by Larayne November 19, 2013
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ass for pass

That one girl/guy every student knows fornicates with the teacher after class in order to pass the class. An ass for pass can be easily identified due to the great grade in a particular class but a relatively low I.Q. level.
That ass for pass in AP Literature class gives more than just apples to the teacher.
by Illiterate children in February 08, 2008
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ass puckering

This is a phrase that explains how much tensity you are feeling, especially when you are watching an exciting movie.
I watched the movie 'Logan' and it was ass puckering until the very end.
by Nadia! December 19, 2017
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