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Five-head

Adams five-head makes him look gay and balding
by Southwestern hicks December 4, 2019
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friday five

A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...

Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?
omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?
by shake n bake !!!!111 August 7, 2006
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Spocked Five

A Canadian $5 bill that has had Wilfrid Laurier modified to resemble Spock from Star Trek.
Kevin handed the cashier a Spocked Five, uncertain if it would be accepted.
by daverd2 December 15, 2012
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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hix five

a common high five, with a twist. the ultimate diss. before contact of the two hands there is an announcement of hix five. this can come in many forms
dude i just hix fived the crap out of him
by thehixer April 14, 2009
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Jimmy Five

A character of Monica and Friends made by Mauricio de Souza (in Brazil). He has dyslalia, so he often replaces R with W while talking (in english version)
Monica: Maggy, have you seen Jimmy Five??
by An Urban Guy January 31, 2022
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Fifteen and Five

A warning given to a person at fifteen minutes, then five minutes, before you are due to do a task or go out.
Her: "We're going round my mum's soon".

Him: "Can you give me a fifteen and five?"

Her: "It's time to go out and you're not ready!"

Him: "You didn't give me a fifteen and five!"

Boss: "We've got a meeting later. Don't worry - I'll give you a fifteen and five."
by The WeirdnessSymposium April 19, 2009
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