A gift given to a friend whereby you buy a six-pack of beer, or some similar beverage, but drink one before you give it to them.
I was going to give Jeremy a five-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but I hate PBR, so I got him Yuengling instead.
by carayzi July 21, 2016
by Aneesh Nadkarni December 15, 2007
Semen spit into a blowjob giver's hand and used to high five the blowjob receiver. To be used when blow job receiver refuses to kiss blowjob giver because his splooge was in his partner's mouth.
by Glockstar January 17, 2016
by BL00DY R4331T January 15, 2016
1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
by MonolithicNerd February 17, 2012
by ?hononumus?? September 30, 2013
by mousepole June 23, 2010