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slong five

When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.
"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.

*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*

Booty sex dry hump nobcheesecake kfc two kids one sandbox one man one jar one man one screwdriver two girls one cup two guys and a horse three men and a hammer four girls fingerpaint
by Grandads teetees August 13, 2016
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side five

When a teacher says high five but you are on the other side of the room
Great job... ur so far away so side five!
by THINGSIHEARINSCHOOL March 8, 2017
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five pebbles

an place in rain world were people get extremely lost and reset due to not knowing that five pebbles doesn't have rain in it. also there's a dad that has long legs that wants to VORE you
five pebbles: heck but not actually in a nutshell
by someone else thats not u January 11, 2021
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face-five

To intentionally miss someone's hand during a hi-five and smack them on the face instead.
I gave this one idiot a face-five the other day, it was totally sweet.
by saturn sixx April 8, 2008
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Five Peaks

To shag someone from all 4 nations that make up the United Kingdom (England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland) as well as the bonus peak in the form of the Republic of Ireland.
Just porked Emma that welsh lass, another peak conquered.

on four out of five peaks, just got Scotland left.
by Georganne Vicksunrise May 3, 2019
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Five fivey

Making a pig sound, snorting (5555)
Ms. Girl was doing a five fivey sound while laughing, her friends laughed at her.
by Malalaisjuicee March 21, 2021
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Mumblety Five

The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."
Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!

Person B:Mumblety Five?

Person A:I am never able to comfort you.

Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you
by Anenglishmajor May 11, 2011
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