Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016

Dusty Finger

The process in which you finger so many assholes your finger begins to discolor and turn into a brown tint regardless of how many times you wash it; causing you to get a Dusty Finger.

Person 1: Did you see Sams finger?
Person 2: No I didn't what's wrong with it?
Person 1: He got that Dusty Finger.
Person 2: Damn...

by IVIrCoolGuy November 12, 2017

Sheem Finger

A fat blunt or joint of gas usually rolled in a backwoods

I just rolled a sheem finger

by Craiglife November 17, 2018

gamer finger

when you play video games too hard and you tear up your thumb from excessive use.

Did you hear about Cole? He played Apex Legends for too long and got gamer finger.

by isaacmcb98 February 8, 2019

Middle finger

What I do all the time lol

Me whispering:fuck you

Me doing the middle finger

by M1F90s May 21, 2019

Six Finger Syndrome

when u got 6 fingers total u become the yung six finger man

g1: yoooooo u have 5 fingers on ur left hand and 1 on ur right?
g2 yessirrrr i got that six finger syndrome

by bennnnnnnnnjjjjjii crih November 2, 2020

Canadian Finger

A razor-sharp icicle of frozen piss, that can be inserted up one's anus, vagina, and or urethra.

I went outside to take a leak don't ya know, and I made myself a Canadian finger for later.

by Curious Canadian January 30, 2021