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Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.
"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."
by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021
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Father Marshall

A father Marshall is an intellectual species that has a human like body. It's extremely long arms and lank fingers can be devastatingly painful if touched upon by. A father Marshall, much like a burrows the death stalker or spronkledoodle cannot be seen and can hide under any innocent body. When asleep, the Father Marshall (much like freddy Kruger) can appear out of nowhere and kill you in an instance. Saying his name will summon you to him.
Man 1: FATHER MARSHALL!!!!
Man 2: Dude, are you insane. Father Marshall is going to come for us now. Oh crap, now he's coming for me.

Man 1: Haha, do you actually believe in that stupid stuff?
Man 2: Yea-....Uh.. Dude?
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: look behind you..
by Pewpew boom boom May 8, 2018
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Father

by Mr.porn January 6, 2018
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father stew

A guy who likes little kids and is a catholic priest. He is a pedophile and is a close friend to Big Dick Randy
Father stew is coming for u.
by Yung Chingus May 7, 2024
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without a father

Rylan's dad left her at a left age because his dad hated her mother, this left him without a father.
by Rylan without a father. December 26, 2024
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Father Wristmas

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.
by Shuaman December 30, 2021
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