A man who ejaculate into your mother then leaves and never be seen or heard of ever again until he goes broke
Me: what’s a dad
Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father
Me: Ohhhhh
Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father
Me: Ohhhhh
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When someone asks two different people for the same item, or tasks to be done, to ensure that the said item or task is obtained. Only to have both people perform the task.
Mark ask both his mother and father for a I-Pad for his birthday, and on his birthday he recieved two I-Pads. He had mother-fathered them.
by Ariksta August 14, 2011
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In Memory of Christopher Hitchens (1949 - 2011)
In Memory of Christopher Hitchens (1949 - 2011)
by theirishfrog December 26, 2011
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Get the dog father mug.An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.
Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*
by keay April 11, 2018
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person 1: Are you my father?
person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.
person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.
by Beastmode1158 November 2, 2020
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