Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021

farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.

I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year

by Adzybayor August 14, 2023

farmer girl

a farmer girl is someone very dumb and likes to play the game roblox. they have very dirty vans and gave birth to 6 puppies.

a farmer girl likes to eat dirty water

by anna gendreau June 21, 2019

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue

by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021

Fuck Farmer

A individual who harvests fucks. But usually has none to give.

If I was a fuck farmer I'd be broke.

by Jdubs22 April 11, 2017

Dairy-farmer

A stateist, offensive word to use for people from Wisconsin or Oregon.

Jeff: You stupid Dairy-farmer!
Mike: Nuh-uh!

by SonicandShadowsBaby April 9, 2025

sneaky farmer

Melting butter in your asshole and using corn on the Cob to wipe It out

Nick love it when Toni gives him the sneaky farmer until he has to clean up the melted butter

by Cumguzzler92648 November 28, 2024