Little Farmer

A girl who lives in essex and owns multiple animals it there farmyard and only eats cous cous and cheese sandwiches. Will never admit that she is a farmer though

That person over there is such a little farmer

by Tabby the farmer February 26, 2019

little farmer

A girl who lives in essex and owns multiple animals in their farmyard and only eats cous cous and cheese sandwiches. But Will never admit that she is a farmer though

That person over there is such a little farmer

by Tabby the farmer February 26, 2019

farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex

(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.

by Very_cool dude March 7, 2019

david farmer

this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them

i got that david farmer dick

by Antoine, M June 1, 2019

ava farmer

Ava is a tall brunette and is very athletic . She’s so pretty and don’t lose her she is the most generous person you’ll ever meet. But here are two cons of Ava. Ava seems so innocent in the beginning but when you go to her house for the very first sleepover she will drag you down to hell and torture you till the morning. The other one is she thinks she can dance like a black person but she actually looks like a chicken. All things aside she is so perfect and special in odd ways.

Guy 1: “I met this girl named Ava Farmer she’s a total hottie and she is so polite”
Guy 2: “She’s coming over here now”
Ava: WASSSSSUP BITCHES

by Penelope Bargs May 1, 2018

farmer cox

a nice big man with a loose bum hole and a big cox if you get what i mean ;)

Suzi: im going to see farmer cox later, wanna come along bob?

Bobbart: hell yeAH

by Fermer Average C0x October 3, 2017

farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017