Egg Fairy

A person or group of people that leave single eggs on people's doorsteps in the middle of the night. Usually a majority of teenagers in an area will receive eggs around the same time. The eggs have random, humorous messages on them. Rumor has it that the Egg Fairy/Fairies wear bunny ears and hop around the recipients' yards, but their identities remain a mystery to most.

Rob: Ew, I just stepped on something slimy and crunchy on your doorstep!
Jon: Looks I had a visit from the Egg Fairy last night.

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Sue: Hey, the Egg Fairy left you something outside!
Jane: (reading the egg) "Can't read my poker face, Love the Egg Fairy"
Sue: Well how about that...

by Nancy Nine-Eggs April 15, 2009

Fairy Dust

1.Homosexual semen
2.What You Need To See To Find Tinkerbell
3.Magical White Stuff That Comes out of a Fairy's Wand
4.Cocain

Dave:What Did You Do Today??
Tom:I Was Cleaning Out The Showers At The Motel And I Found A Jelly Fish Of Fairy Dust In The Drain
Dave:Ewww

by Riley S December 25, 2007

Green Fairy

Abbreviation: "GF". Refers to blonde women who pretend to be beards for their questionable husbands.

Observer: "That Green Fairy's husband is flirting with another twink in front of her...She should probably start refurbishing his closet; he might be there for a while."

by Kipli September 24, 2009

Fellatio Fairy

Fellatio Fag Fairy
One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner

Tigran returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fairy, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick & the Masturbation Monster was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.

by Sodomizin Sam August 28, 2006

grass fairy

More like ass-fairy.

The ass-fairies sprinkled curry throughout Homo Gardens.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

fairy fu

The kind of karate that fairies do. Most commonly it is done at random, ambush style, and results in the fairy taking advantage of the guy she attacks; however, she is never resisted and the guy loves it. Often is in the form of ridiculous karate chops and hi-yas. Can be flying or on the ground. Also can be done wearing fairy costumes.

Fairy- Watch out cause I am about to use my fairy fu and karate chop you!
Man- Oh fairy please don't. I would die if you had your way with me!
Fairy- Pow! Karate Chop Chop Chop! Now let me do what I want to you or I will fairy fu you again.
Man- Ok Fairy I submit.

by Rachel the Fairy December 31, 2008

Care Fairy

Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.

Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.

Man: You didn't clean the living room!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!

by MissHunty December 24, 2008