Goldsworthy factor

the exageration of the truth

That story had some serious Goldsworthy factor

by Goldilockss April 27, 2008

Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022

Ripple Factor

The process of knocking a the dominant "Doer" over while intercourse. This happens when the "Doer", man or woman with strap-on, is having intercourse doggy style with a large individual, man in rear or woman in either. The "Doer" thrusts towards the "Taker". The ripple of the force then travels to the takers head and back to the "Doers" thrusting region. The force knocks the "Doer" over and on their back.

George Bush was suprised by the ripple factor when he pounded Rosie O'Donnell doggy style.

by Towelliie April 14, 2009

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

Factor C

When correlation doesn't equal causation, people tend to make the mistake of skipping from factor A to B. That missing third ever-so-absent variable of the logic chain is C.

"A is correlated with B. Therefore A leads to B."

No, both "A" and "B" are related to "C". It's Factor C.

Person 1: "People who have lighters in their pockets are far more likely to develop lung cancer. Obviously, lighters lead to lung cancer, it's just simple A-to-B logic."
Person 2: "Factor C: Smoking... Are you actually retarded?"

by anonymous April 15, 2025

Ocular Distortion Factor

When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot

Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.

by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012