face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 16, 2017

face bath

When u sit on your man face and he gives you oral sex

I gave him a face bath

by Rockykell August 7, 2017

face jackoff

When a man obsessively strokes his facial hair beard, mustache while in conversation with others.

My coworker loves to face jackoff during our staff meetings.

by FunnyIAmama May 5, 2018

Face Hole

A hole on your face that you you use to: scarf down edible objects, Suck on something, drink a liquid or substance, or press against somebody or somethings face hole witch is called a Kiss

“Hi there can I suck on your Face hole please?”
“Yes you may”
(Slimy sounds)
“That was fantastic”

by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019

Face full swirly

A swirly were the victim is made to face the ceiling as the bully sits on their mouth and shits in their mouth

Maddison was in for a heap of trouble because she was gonna get a face full swirly

Maddie had spent all day washing her mouth out but couldn’t get the taste of chance’s shit off her tongue she had just been given a face full swirly chance took her into the men’s restroom and dropped a load in her mouth till her mouth was overflowing with brown shit and she was forced to eat it then chance got on the ground and stripped Maddison and fucked her hard then cum inside of her she hated it but he loved it he did this every week Maddison was his hot little bitch

by Empty void November 22, 2019

Face structure

A term used to describe one's face when getting hacked.

*Hacks into an account*
Hacker- Wow look his Face Structure will be terrified when he sees what i've done to his account.

by luna.red December 3, 2019

Face lover

One who's face is loved by another of the opposite sex , particularly by your girlfriend or boyfriend, ole lady or ole man. Because they are sexy as hell and have the special awesome sauce that nobody else has.

Desiree: Heyyy baby what you up to???

Simon: Chillin. Come over and see me you face lover.
Desiree: Your the shit you know it???
Simon: Yeah I know, face lover.

by Cali_ styln February 8, 2020