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Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
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everett the stinker

a little creature who drools over old men or something
"omg,, is that everett the stinker?"
"yeah... isnt he the one that wanted henry miller from dsaf to sit on him or smthng"
"i think so ..."
by untangy May 1, 2025
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everythingapplejj

What is going on guys, EVERYTHINGAPPLEJJ here!
by everythingapplejj June 24, 2025
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Everett deepthroat

When a person is nodding out on drugs while sucking a dick
Last night I seen Tasha and got an Everett deepthroat
by Dilphy October 28, 2025
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Everything

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! CLAIR OBSCUR WINS THE THING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!
Hym "Let's go Clair Obscur! They win the thing! They won the awards-Everything! And rightfully so! It is literally a perfect game. BUT THE SOUNDTRACK! Literally the only thing better than the game... Is the original score... To the game! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"
by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
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Everything You Know is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham's
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt
by NickKeyboard December 25, 2025
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