Fantasy Douche

Typically a person who blatantly lies about the fantasypersonnel on his team in some lame attempt to gain status and acceptance.

In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.

Hey Joe, who are your running backs? "Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson." Now you are thinking WTF? Hey Joe that's great pal, who are your receivers? "Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald." Now you are thinking this guy is a liar. Finally, Hey Joe, who is your QB? "Drew Brees". Now you think...that's it, I'm done. This guy is a "Fantasy Douche."

by TexasHammer January 19, 2011

Sonic Douche

a filthy ignorant bag of douche, a person so stupid they don't even realize how much of a douche they really are. One who is gullible and will believe anything they are told just to be accepted. a complete idiot.

hey you sonic douche dude is a bot

by Gigawatt June 24, 2008

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 8, 2004

Douche Pilot

Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.

James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.

by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010

douche mark

the mark of a douche bag

i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside

He is douche mark-ed all over the place

by genuine leather October 15, 2010

re-douche

1) When on is afflicted by the return of a douchebag thought gone for good.

2) Reduction in the total number of douchebags.

1) The speedfreak who used to hang out by the 7-11 got out of jail and has re-douched the community.

2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.

by yellowtavern1 February 24, 2009

Douche weasel

A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.

-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.

-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.

by Cheeky Shmeeky April 1, 2017