The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.

Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted

by Meatman121 September 4, 2019

dirty mila

a dirty mila is sex in every position and places where the top destroys the bottom, rough,dirty but still respectful, the top/dom doesn’t really care how it feels by them as long as the bottom/sub likes it

,,hey wanna do dirty mila‘‘
,,yeah, lets go to the church and do it there‘‘

by akkxnsörn September 6, 2021

Dirty antwan

A guy with a Dick so big, he leaves girls in pain weeks after Intercourse

That dirty antwan is in town today and I need my guts rearranged

by Thunderbuddy69 June 29, 2020

dirty tomato

dirty sexual organs, preferably of a ruddy color

I saw that girls cervix she has a dirty tomato!

by ROBOSMO JONES March 25, 2011

Dirty Parag

The act in which an individual masturbates into their enemy’s shoe so that the person will have to walk around in a cummy shoe all day.

He banged my sister so I gave him a Dirty Parag.

by Motherdickbutt February 12, 2019

Dirty Mudgett

When your girl is acting up and you punish her by lining the toilet bowl with saran wrap without her knowing. After she sits and wamps a dougie, her cooch is filled with fecal matter resulting in a dirty mudgett.

Petrina was being such a bitch that Eric took matters into his own hands and gave her miserable ass a dirty mudgett.

by Mizznuts January 24, 2022

Dirty Mulle

take a shit in your living room couch while you crank da soulja boy

Yeah Mauri, you are the best at doing the Dirty Mulle

by Frassesburgare July 17, 2021