Douche Dick

The male equivalent to "basic bitch."

Bobby: "What's up with that new guy?"

Dillon: "Oh, that guy? He's a douche dick."

by sportsfan931 January 28, 2015

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by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020

Donkey Dick

What peta and kyle like to tell each other they have when their gargling each other's balls.

Kyle: You want me to gargle your sac? Then say I have a donkey dick.
Peta:Oh yeah. I'm a fag and you havea big ass donkey dick!

by Peta's Mother(A.K.A. Minny at the Topless and Ove March 17, 2003

Donkey Dick

The cherry of your cigarette being abnormally long as a result of taking too long of a drag.

You donkey dicked my cigarette, asshole!

by sonnytruelove January 23, 2009

Donkey Dick

In Hillbilly terms this also means baloney. Especially the baloney that comes in the long rolls.

Woman fix me a Donkey Dick Sandwich!

by miles long October 30, 2003

Donkey Dick

Really big piece of weed

Yo JJ, break up that 4 oz donkey dick so weez can smokes sum.

by JAY June 29, 2004

Donkey Dick

This term is used by some Rednecks, referring to Summer Sausage

Hey Duane! Cut up that donkey dick, so we can eat!

by Matt Whiteside January 17, 2008