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Deez nuts

a joke that is absolutely pointless and you will hear at least once or twice in your day teenage boys say it 24/7
Do you know bust? Bust Deez nuts.
Pointless ik
by Man shut the fuc up September 2, 2021
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Deez

Who's candice?! Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?!
by Pumpkin_King January 8, 2022
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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
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Deez Nuts

The most holy and divine word known to man. If someone doesn't agree they probably have a small dick and a large ego and you should be instantly repulsed by their presence.
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!!!
Guy 2: bruh cringe
Guy1: *beats Guy 2 to a red pulp via fists*
by JQNNY January 2, 2022
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deez huevos

Translation to "deez eggs" in English. Slang for "deez nuts".
"Hey man, what did you get from the store?"

"I got some cheese, bacon, and deez huevos."
by getpornedon January 1, 2022
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Gulpin Deez Nuts

An alternatitve to gulping deez nuts
by MrAshFazbear December 30, 2024
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by UR MOM 6969187420 December 7, 2021
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