Dean

Derives from the Ukrainian word for day., because if you are unlucky enough to meet a Dean he will ruin your day. And probably your life.

He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.

His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.

I was unfortunate enough to bump into a Dean last night

by Foxtailbuttplug November 19, 2022

Put the dean down

When your partner is fed up with you pulling moves like his father in bed.

Hey hunny, Can you do me a favor and put the dean down.

by TheWordPlug May 6, 2020

Dean

A fat hypocrite that will most likely drink all of the water at a sports practice,most likely flag football.

He is such a hypocrite! He's such a Dean

by Th_a-t_one_g_uy October 21, 2019

the Stanley Dean condition

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.

These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.

by ut4wade November 1, 2010

Dean

Also known as Kdian, he have very small eyes and a small penis. Is in an abusive relationship but we don't talk about that.

I like Dean but as a friend.

by SomerandomRetard69 September 6, 2020

Luke Dean

People called 'Luke Dean' typically have a really girthy cock, the issue is they tend to trip over the third leg...

wow Luke Dean loves xmas soup from Greggs!!

by lukeeeeeeeddeeeeeeaaaan March 7, 2022

dean

its lights out and away we go ok so lando norris big cock dean has massive cock - emanuele wrote this

dean has an massive cock
dean sucks he does not get laid
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by massivecock69 May 23, 2022