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dead vagina

a girl who cannot feel any pleasure in her vagina, but is not paralyzed from the waist down. her vagina is just dead. she cannot get wet if fingered, and will stop in mid orgasm to answer the phone, and act like nothing happened, which will mind fuck a man horribly.
ciara has such a dead vagina she would not get wet for me or anyone else for that matter.
by My name is Mr. Burns January 9, 2010
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Dead Reckoning

1. Dead Reckoning is a technique of orienting a map without using a compass, by looking at the surrounding enviorment.
2. The mobile zombie-killing fortress in George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.
3. A Humphrey Bogart film.
4. A method used on networked games to reduce lag.
1. "Compass are pieces of shit, just use the damn map and dead reckon."
2. Dead Reckoning is the most incredible zombie killing piece of hardware, bar none.
3. Dead Reckoning, another mystery love-noir film with Humphrey Bogart as the protaginist.
4."This server is still too fucking slow, so much for dead reckoning"
by Jack Corrion September 2, 2005
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dead kennedys

See Punk.....................
Dead Kennedys are the most realest punk band out there. Others may come close, such as Bad Brains, but they still cant come close to DK's awesomeness.
by Mr. xTra May 27, 2007
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dead baby

1) a baby that is lacking life
2) a meal (preferably brunch)
3) a sex toy
1) wow, look at that dead baby
2) guy 1: im starved
guy 2: want some ribs?
guy 1: too early...how about a dead baby?
3) last night was long. my roommates had a dead baby.
by zachattack0428 April 18, 2007
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Evil Dead

Besides dawn of the dead and day of the dead the evil dead seris is the shit
by Campbell October 3, 2003
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dead beat

A sorry ass man who won`t step up to the plate and be a daddy!
Is Tyrone paying child support for his baby?

You know his dead beat ass ain`t paying shit!
by Breanna June 20, 2006
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dead-dog

An adjective used to describe something to the extreme, usually used with sleep deprivation.
Man, I'm dead-dog tired. See ya tomorrow, dude.
by Fadre March 1, 2009
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