A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.
Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs
by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018
Get the Hockey dad mug.A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.
While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.
While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.
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My dad is a deadbeat dad! I havent seen him for years and he never sends money because he is a cunt!
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