custy

for those that dont know, its hippy-lingo for customer...And unless you grow your own food, make your own clothes, drive a car that runs on your own excretia, and MAKE YOUR OWN POSTERS on homemade machinery, it seems that WE are all "custys"

Jimmy is a Custy

by Trey Anastasio August 8, 2003

custy

1. Used to describe a layer of crust that forms on a girl's cunt when she doesn't wash herself in a long time.
2. Describes something completely filthy, disgusting, dirty.
3. Describes a girl that doesn't wash herself.

"That girl is custy, just look at her, she never bathes."
"This gym floor is custy, I'd never walk barefoot on it!"

by Lisa May 20, 2004

custard darling

White girl

Chayzee custard darling over there

My custard darling is penggg

by Finesse.latinaLuciaa June 3, 2017

one eyed custard chucker

a cock, penis, dick, wut ever u would like

She swallowed the whole load from my one eyed custard chucker.

by Joeyripps December 15, 2003

cushion-pusher

someone who likes to have sex with fat women, comes from "more cushion for the pushin'",
someone who likes their women to have baggage, ripples, folds, cottage cheese thighs, blunt in the front, etc.

Tyrie: You see how much blunt in the front Tyrell's new girlfriend has? I mean I'm talkin' 'bout dayummmnn
Tyrese: Yea, tru dat, he a cushion-pusher fo' sho'
Terrel:are you cereal
Tyrie: fo' shizzle ma nizzle up in da hizzle fo' rizzle

by Royce B. in Da Hizzle February 2, 2007

Mutha Fu-cuss word!

An expression commonly used when one does not want to use a real curse word, so chooses this expression, conveying the same meaning.

"That biotch had me completely pissed. What a mutha fu-cuss word!"

by baseball_rox_my_world April 12, 2004

custard and jelly

Cockney rhyming slang for telly

I got chordy (stolen)32 inch custard and jelly do wanna buy it.

by Constant John February 14, 2009