P3trovasblood & cursedgilbert

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by anonymous January 25, 2022

Curse of the Kuh

This is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the "kuh" sound whether the actual name starts with a "C" or a "K".

Examples: Kim, Christy, Christyana, Kasey, Karlie, Kate, Katie, Corey, Crystal ....

Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."

Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."

Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."

by Hevea brasiliensis January 15, 2011

Cursetomize

Mixture of the word "Curse" (referring to a swear word) and "Customize". It's When you combine two or more "bad words" together for more of an effect than a just a single swear word.

George: Jill was totally being a total cockshit!

Bill: This "cursetomize" shit is really getting old George.

George: I like trains.

by FroSpeaks April 29, 2011

curseless

Adjective for someone who is immune from any curses that are cast on them. Pretty much someone who's greatness outweighs any evil which is performed toward them.

There's no use in swearing at him; he's absolutely curseless. Better to turn a blind eye.

by Darius the Great October 31, 2013

Curse of the Stage Kiss

Two actors falling in love after kissing or making love in a movie or stage production.

Relationships like Miley Cyrus & Leim Hemsworth and Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have fallin under the curse of the stage kiss.

by Writer@<3 April 11, 2015

curse of the onegin

When you have only fucked one person and too much time has passed without fucking a second person and you start to develop feelings for your first that you would rather not have but you do. You also develop pmsing episides that did not exist in the days of carefree virginity. You start to feel nostalgic for the days of virginity.

I lost my virginity to this girl four months ago and I haven't scored a second one yet and now my unfortunate feelings for her are developing and I get episodes of pmsing. Yep, this is the curse of the onegin.

by Galactos April 16, 2015

curbed mavens

A curbed maven is a man that is quite muscular and gets a lot of girls. They are thought to be mad dogs and usual have a large p****, although most curbed mavens usually have one of these qualities missing.

girl: omg wow look at that curbed mavens
friend: oh that's Kaine, he has a small p**** though

by Ye ha lox October 13, 2015