A marine located in Japan, that has exceed the level of crunkness. Someone greedy, grimey, loyal. Has the ablility to steal other peoples girlfriend/wife. Partys all night, and be able to sneak around without getting caught. Has the great ability to drink his face off all night and manage to wake up for work at 4am looking sober. The party man, the bar hopper, the go getta.
A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.
Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!