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A marine located in Japan, that has exceed the level of crunkness. Someone greedy, grimey, loyal. Has the ablility to steal other peoples girlfriend/wife. Partys all night, and be able to sneak around without getting caught. Has the great ability to drink his face off all night and manage to wake up for work at 4am looking sober. The party man, the bar hopper, the go getta.
how crunk? Q CRUNK!!
Q Crunk by III MEF LEGEND May 20, 2008
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Texas Crunk 

To get overly hyped up at whatever you are doing. Not meaning drunk.

*Applies to people who have once lived in Texas. BTW, do not use the word "crunk" in Ohio because people think you just mean you are getting shwasted.
Ex: Let's get Texas Crunk!!!
Texas Crunk by texasninja October 28, 2009

get crunk 

A discusting energy drink created by lil jon (rapper) that is supposed to make you wild and hyper
Guy 1: yeahh lets get crunk
guy 2: i would much rather not.
get crunk by xoxohhemmgee33xox October 12, 2009

crunkdy crunk 

the state shauntel is in before he bones that one bitch, shanae
"hey yo, dyrel, Shanae says she wants a good ass poundin. Im bouts to get crunkdy crunk
crunkdy crunk by jim bob September 15, 2004

Stationary Crunk 

A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.
Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!
Stationary Crunk by mobile crunk February 23, 2009

La Crunk 

When you get drunk off of La Croix.
Bro I got so La Crunk last night on La Croix.
La Crunk by Croix boix June 5, 2017