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Crank

A dmv slang term used as a meaning to call a female a slut and/or a whore. It may also be used as a term for females who does any sexual act or favor to get what they want.
"Dont mess with Janice, I heard she is a crank"
by Snider46 February 2, 2018
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Crank

When a male relieves himselfin the lavatory with some double pleasure on the potty.... ie. A Crap! A Poop! A Number 2!! & A Wank! A Toss! or A Pull! These will be timed to occur simultaneously to pleasure him in the loo. Yikes
Bloke get's up at smoko on building site and announces "I am off for a crank!" Has a pull and a poo for fun!! (yeah kids, im a little grossed out too)
by Missy Flutter January 10, 2012
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Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off
Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022
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Crank

Ayo you heard that new Lil Uzi? That jawn crank fool.
by rmxme May 26, 2020
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mess crank

A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.
Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!
by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020
mugGet the mess crankmug.

Crank Ass Nigga

An adjective, with its origins in inter-city Atlanta, is used to refer to someone that is acting in a manner similar to that of someone who is high or on methamphetamine.
"I'm going to fuck that crank ass nigga up for looking at my man like that."
by BamBam_ShoelessMan July 18, 2016
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Crank

A cry-wank. The act of masterbating whilst crying, usually done as a way to cheer yourself up if you are sad
My girlfriend just broke up with me, I’m gonna go have a crank. Might slip a finger up my ass while I’m doing it aswell
by SquigglyBBC January 5, 2021
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