cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

Cougar

Alfie's mother

Cricket, Alfie's mum is an Absolute cougar!

by SCABIEWARRIOR52 July 26, 2018

Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.

Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.

by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022

Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.

Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!

by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021

golden cougar

Exactly as a normal cougar, except with lots and lots of money.

She's no ordinary cougar, she's a Golden Cougar.

by ExoOmega April 11, 2016

Cougar ranting

When an older woman who frequented clubbing braggs about her scoresheet of young man flesh.

Kimberly was holding court with her cougar friends “cougar ranting “ about all the young men she had sex with.

by Dane Bread November 7, 2017

Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.

I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009