Cooter

It’s a scooter but without the s. When someone is riding a scooter you should say for example. “Wow a cooter in the wild”. “Wow is that a cooter'!” Another definition is a old scooter like a boomer scooter. So it is a boomer scooter which is a cooter

Wow that’s a cooter

by Cooterkid27 December 26, 2019

Cooter hopper

When your flesh and blood sister won't take one for the team and make you rich and famous off a sex tape

My sister is a cooter hopper because she won't pull a Kim Kardashian and make me rich and famous by making a sex tape.

by B-Randy P December 2, 2017

Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010

Cooter closet

Female prison pocket

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl

by Tat21971 October 15, 2025

Cooter

A females vagina

(Noun) coochie

I nut in her cooter and escape on my scooter

by glizzymane ll October 2, 2020

cooter bruiser

The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.

Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."

by Marc Twang March 4, 2019

Cooter Noodle

A Cooter Noodle is a tampon string that is hanging out of a vagina.

Her skirt was so short that her "cooter noodle" was showing!

by Tlyles1175 October 30, 2014