cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."

I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!

by Buck Kackey August 17, 2020

mammoth cooter

A bad bitch with a large cooter, often time may have a Camel toe.

Yo that girl got a mammoth cooter

by Mammothmomma August 30, 2020

cooter

another name for female genitalia.

man my girl got that fat fat cooter cat.

by hotcupid October 1, 2020

Cooter

A females vagina

(Noun) coochie

I nut in her cooter and escape on my scooter

by glizzymane ll October 2, 2020

Cooter

A females vagina

(Noun) coochie

I nut in her cooter and escape on my scooter

by glizzymane ll October 2, 2020

cooter popper

One who pops that p*ssy. If you are a cooter popper. Your slamming girls cooter like no ones biz.

Yo bro I heard he gets mad poon. He‘s a cooter popper.

by anonymous October 11, 2020

speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012