Cooter hopper

When your flesh and blood sister won't take one for the team and make you rich and famous off a sex tape

My sister is a cooter hopper because she won't pull a Kim Kardashian and make me rich and famous by making a sex tape.

by B-Randy P December 2, 2017

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Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021

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Cooter

A stanky bitch. She be fucking everybody and gave yo dad AIDS. Her vagina looks like a cherry blossom but smells like cigarettes and cat food.

Homie: Yo she cute as fuck.
Me: Nah yo she got a lil cooter.
Homie: Shit...fuck it, a hole is a hole.

by Glixxy fucked the cat January 8, 2020

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It’s a scooter but without the s. When someone is riding a scooter you should say for example. “Wow a cooter in the wild”. “Wow is that a cooter'!” Another definition is a old scooter like a boomer scooter. So it is a boomer scooter which is a cooter

Wow that’s a cooter

by Cooterkid27 December 26, 2019

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Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010

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