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Going Commando

It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.

Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)
On the fourth day, I was going commando.
by Jetaway Dave August 21, 2023
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commondeer

To remove a whitetail from da game-animal herds and designate it a "public pet" which nobody can legally shoot.
During hunting season, any "off limits" antlered ruminants should be fitted with a blaze-orange neck-cloth to warn nearby riflemen of said animals' commondeered status.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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commondear

To remove a particular adorable cutie from da dating pool and designate her as a "public chick" whom everyone can love and cuddle wif, but who may not be "snatched up" for an exclusive relationship by any individual bachelor.
Neighborhood grandmas have traditionally been "old maid" individuals --- i.e., they have never been married --- and so I wonder if some of them started out as commondeared teenagers.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock
so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans
by satan6969rawr August 2, 2024
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the commando army

The commando army or known as TCA Or VT. Is a clan formed originaly by commando and tanker. Tca is your average discord clan that raids and nukes people. Tca was formed October 14th 2020
Friend: Hey bro are you in tca

Person: nah The commando army is to cool for me
by ThatGirlAkira January 7, 2024
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Going commando

When smut jawn doesn't wear underwear under her skirt
by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself January 22, 2024
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The Commoner Effect

When you’re a super smart person that hangs out with too many “regular” people and therefore lose your intelligence
“Riya, why did you get a 95 on that history test? Maybe if you didn’t go out to dinner with your commoner friends you could’ve gotten 100.”
^ meanwhile the “commoners” are just other people the same age as you
This is the commoner effect
by da riff April 26, 2024
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