colonic

The burning, uncontrollable flow of ass water and acidic shit that exits your colon while burning your asshole (aka: ass piss). A mixture of this \"ass piss\" and bowl water may also backsplash onto your cheeks...this usually depends on the force of the colonic and consistency of the \"ass piss\".

The telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably piss out of your ass into your pants.

You will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants.

WARNING: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): Burning asshole (can last for 24 hours), wet ass cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic).

Can also be called: explosive diarrhea

Dude, I had a colonic yesterday after I ate taco bell for lunch. My asshole is still on fire!

by ksumarine April 26, 2005

Colossal Squid

A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.

"Did you hear about that colossal squid carcass they found in Antarctica? It was huge!"

by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006

Sex slave colony

A colony that people live in where they can be away from the rest of society and can live out there sex slave fantasies some playing the part of sex slaves and others there masters.

John's living in a sex slave colony.

by Deep blue 2012 August 6, 2010

reverse colorism

reverse colorism -a hatred of light skin blacks

Some blacks in Washington,D.C.(black majority) did not want Sharon Pratt Dixon as a mayor because she is a light skin black and mayoral candidate Marion Berry tried to have his light skin wife darken her skin.These are incidents of reverse colorism.

by QueenAfrica May 19, 2009

Colonsequences

1. A loose bumhole.

2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.

Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."

Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."

by JizzleBizzle1980 February 11, 2009

colombian bambam

Slang for cocaine, popularized by the film Talladega Nights.

"Okay so here's the deal. I strapped a kilo of Colombian bambam under your car and called the men in blue. Now either you grow some hair on your peaches and run or get arrested."

by the broseph October 17, 2006

colombe

sweet well-intentioned person, great friend, whom you can fully trust.

That's my *colombe*!

by joshiecheese September 27, 2016