coochie clogger

a vassle used to clog the vagina

"girl u gotta coochie clogger i can borrow, i just started my rag.

by gracie_babie March 29, 2009

DE-CLOGGER

tell a bitch you finna fuck then act like you gone fuck her pull down yo pants and say lick my ass bitch and if they say no shove yo ass in they nose then when they start gettin in to it you ask em if they done yet if they say no let em keep goin and when they done shit in they face and use yo ass to rub it down to they belly button and write you been de-clogged BITCH

a hoe and a pimp some ass eatin goodys some DE-CLOGGER for ya there ho3

by GDN_7_4_14_2_15_19 September 27, 2009

sucklingly close

TOO close for comfort! -close enough to get ones' lips on!

my dentist's new hygienist got sucklingly close to my face with her huge bazooms, giving me the spermers' BA-LEWS!!

his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!

the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!

by michael foolsley September 3, 2011

That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart

This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)

"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

by TastyComaWifey October 24, 2011

clog

A new wave dance step....see clogin.

Boy that redneck sure can clog.

by ttim_1 August 15, 2005

Clogged-Drain December

The month following anyone who participates in No Shave November.

Dude, I'm so glad I could shave my beard today. Clogged-Drain December is finally here.

by lloollzz November 9, 2010

Gorilla's close relative

We all know gorilla and black have genetic connection. There is an interesting thing that gorilla and black have a close relative called Maori. Maori may not look that black, and they even know how to use simple tools; like apemen. There is a scientific evidence shows that Gorilla may be Maori's ancestor.

A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"

"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"

by Did I say fuck you today? March 10, 2009