Choke

Vargs

Wow, vargs fucking choked in the playoffs again

by Bruh I dunno May 20, 2020

choke

(in sports) fail to perform at a crucial point of a game or contest owing to a failure of nerve.

"we were the only team not to choke when it came to the crunch"

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2025

jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus

twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first

by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018

Choking on a strawberry

A sexual innuendo in the queer community for a queer person making out with or having sex with another queer person.

"I totally choked on their strawberry last night."
"I wish someone would choke on my strawberry."
"You can come choke on my strawberry."
"Nobody hmu, I'm choking on a strawberry."

by gardenofrunar July 7, 2025

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Choking Heaters

(Verb) The act of smoking a cigarette.

See Also: Choking Heatsticks

Brah 1: Yo, Where's the Rob-meister at?

Brah 2: Him and Smith are out back choking heaters.

by rolandheadlessthompsongun June 9, 2010

choke strap

(n.) A strap leading from the bellyband to the lower part of the collar, to keep the collar in place. apparently

I don't have one, but a quick google image search revealed a couple of muscley men doing something that i would rather not.

by bigbox30 April 8, 2004