young child

a child that is young.

wife: hey lookit that young child
son: i am a young child tho
husband: shush, jimmy

by somebody that i used to know:( October 6, 2020

Batty child

A term used to describe a shit; generally refers to larger ones.

I wouldn't go in that bathroom for a while, I've just given birth to a massive batty child!

by ChroniclesOfPunarnia May 23, 2009

Child Discipline

Child Disclipline is really

ABUSE to your child.
When used in a sentence, it is usually sarcastic.

'I taught my son some Child Discipline ,last night.'

by Sam Likes Ham January 23, 2010

child complex

Some one who acts like a child to a serious stage.
They act like a child, may even talk like one. They're attracted to child clothes and immature genres, like kids movies, toys ect.

Mother: "Sarah, you need to stop with the toys!"
Dad: " Your mothers right, this has to stop, your clothes look stupid for someone your age!"
*Sarah cries and whines*
Sarah: "BUT MUMMMY I LOVE BEING LITTLE, CAN'T YOU SEE?"
Dad: "That's it your getting therapy, your child complex it out of hand!"

by Dolly Maye January 29, 2017

holy child

An all-girls school with the coolest, funnest, HOTTEST girls u'll ever dream to meet. We are fucking hotter than Visi, SR, Holy Cross, Holton and any other school you can think of. HC girls chill with all the hot guys from Gonzaga and Prep. And to you whiny little pooheads...don't hate on us just because you wanna be us! REPRESENT

Gonzaga guy #1: (jumps up from his seat) Damn! Look at those hot girls over there.
Gonzaga guy #2: yeah man, they're the hottest girls i've ever seen...they MUST go to Holy Child!
Gonzaga guy #1: Of course. Only Holy Child has hot chics, the girls from other schools like SR and Visi don't even compare to Holy Child girls
Gonzaga guy #2: word.

by hcgallie November 7, 2004

Moon Child

What every goth/alt girl calls themselves these days.

xXVampireChickXx is a Moon Child.

by California Bae Area January 29, 2017

Problem child

A problem child not to be confused with a problematic child (a child who actually does bad things) is a child who (usually middle) is blamed for every problem even if there is no real problem. The parents usually think that the child is an attention seeker when the child wants nothing to do with attention.

That problem child of mine is going through another one of their phases. Their just a little attention sponge aren't they.

by T1nky W1nky November 21, 2021