Dave Chappelle

This funny white comedian who hosts his own show and does funny skits about god and jesus and how much he loves fudge. He also hates black people for some reason.

"Damn, I was walking on a sidewalk, and a nigga came up to me and said 'yo dogg!' and I slapped the bitch!"

-Dave Chappelle

by mungo April 24, 2005

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chopped and screwed

Chop dat bitch, Screw Dat bitch and leave in da ditch.(make sure you use an ax)

I chopped and screwed my bitch before bed last night.

by gjagfkjaghbiuyea January 15, 2009

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chopped out

The act of chopping cocaine with a razor of some sort to go ahead and snort.

I'm so chopped out right now

by slytheriansluttt July 26, 2017

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chaaped

A phrase used to define a persons well being aka good

You chaaped bro

by The Roxbury gang August 26, 2017

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Chipped

When you leave your dick in and she is screaming at you to pull out. Similar to leaving your credit card with the chip in the machine and it beeps for you to pull out/remove card.

I chipped Sally last night. haha

by TacoCatTacoCat October 26, 2017

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