catholicism

A sect of Christianity based on the teachings of Cathol.

That man Cathol, was a role model for the popes, as you can tell by their gluttenous behavior.

by Drafone January 20, 2005

Cafeteria Catholicism

The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.

Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.

by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005

catholicized

to be transformed through a systematic education in the tenants of catholicism; a giving in to the faith and principles professed by the Roman Catholic Church. Subservient to an esoteric principle of faith. Convinced.

Too often have I seen really good people catholicized to the point that they can no longer find happiness. Their guilt rules over their lives and their faith gets the best of them.

by Etyfunkalist May 25, 2014

Catholicism

Catholicism

The faith of boring people weekly on sundays way to fucking early in the morning and if you don’t feel dead inside when you are part of this faith then it isn’t working.

“What religion do you believe in?”

“Catholicism, sorry I said it wrong, I am forced to believe in being tortured every Sunday and felling dead inside.”

by Depressy duck January 30, 2018

cataholic

One who is extremely bubbly over traditional Catholic holidays.

My family is so cataholic that we make a birthday cake for Jesus. There's nothing wrong with that, He's just so much a part of our lives.

by Reflectify December 13, 2012

Catholism

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by dex | the catholism boi December 27, 2018

catholicrican

A catholicrican is a female who spends all her spare time volunteering for a predominantly "white" catholic church and catholic school due to the fact that she is divorced and not to mention lack of wealth she is under appreciated and made to feel like she is going to hell, her volunteering is guilt for her divorce and/or her sins. Most catholicrican's have children and are trying to live their faith vicariously through their children (so they don't go to hell like she thinks she is). A catholicrican is usually a young -middle age adult and quite beautiful and does not realize her true value. Anyone who meets this woman outside of church and can get past her befriend her. Most catholicricans are loyal, honest, loving, kindhearted not to mention extradazzlicious in bed!

dont mess with the "catholicrican" manager in my office she can make you go home crying, but then rushes to church you dont get her, but for somereason you love her.

by vivaciousandsexy May 9, 2011