A rash or reddening of the skin between the thumb and pointer finger from holding down the taught waistband of a pair of sweats or boxers to easily access your junk for a good wank. Usually on the left hand, Thumb Burn is only realized after the masturbation session is complete. Every true man gets Thumb Burn once in their life.
*Ring Ring*
John: Hello?
Dave: Whats crackalackin?
John: Just getting some major Thumb Burn, can i call you back?
*Finish in a tissue, then try to go back to surfing the internet responsibly.*
You: Ouch, FUCK. Thumb Burn strikes again!
John: Hello?
Dave: Whats crackalackin?
John: Just getting some major Thumb Burn, can i call you back?
*Finish in a tissue, then try to go back to surfing the internet responsibly.*
You: Ouch, FUCK. Thumb Burn strikes again!
by THTJ March 29, 2010
Get the Thumb Burnmug. That moment when you try to pull your pants up and accidentally grab your thong too and the friction causes your ass crack and/or vagina to burn.
"I pulled up my pants and gave myself Thong Burn."
"Wow I now have really bad Thong Burn!"
"I don't like thongs for the risk of getting Thong Burn."
"Wow I now have really bad Thong Burn!"
"I don't like thongs for the risk of getting Thong Burn."
by Zarrasai February 6, 2014
Get the Thong Burnmug. When a person gets put down by somebody, and his/her friend tries to say something to make them feel better but accidentally says something that makes it worse.
Originates from the phrase "do you want some ice with that burn?", as putting ice on burns can cause a cold burn on top of the hot burn, hence the name.
Originates from the phrase "do you want some ice with that burn?", as putting ice on burns can cause a cold burn on top of the hot burn, hence the name.
Person 1: I've had Christmas crackers funnier than you.
Person 2: *sad face*
Person 3: Want some ice on that burn?
Person 4: It's OK, the Pony Club likes your jokes.
Person 2: *runs off in floods of noisy tears*
Person 3: Cold burn!
Person 2: *sad face*
Person 3: Want some ice on that burn?
Person 4: It's OK, the Pony Club likes your jokes.
Person 2: *runs off in floods of noisy tears*
Person 3: Cold burn!
by Causticannon April 6, 2011
Get the cold burnmug. 1. When the breast is burned by the bra rubbing up against it.
2. A California sounding response to when an insult is said to a homie.
2. A California sounding response to when an insult is said to a homie.
Phil: Hey dude.
Kent: Whats up bra?
Phil: Your dick when your around guys.
Kent: Asshole
Gabie: BRA-BURN
Kent: Whats up bra?
Phil: Your dick when your around guys.
Kent: Asshole
Gabie: BRA-BURN
by Gabilina March 3, 2009
Get the bra-burnmug. Having watched far too much porn, real world sex doesn't do it for you or is extremely difficult to get to the tickley bit.
by Anon0101010 February 7, 2015
Get the porn burnmug. by kingMi May 28, 2009
Get the Shit Burnmug. The sharp pain in one's ear when they've drank too much carbonated liquid. usually applies to those who can't stomach their CO2
*Bob downs a Pepsi*
Bob:Aw that hits the spot.
Joe:Yeah
*bob thrashed wildly and smacks his nose violently*
Joe: ARE YOU OK?
Bob: %#%^#%& nose burn @%^@$%^@ nose burn #&%3
Joe: oh. haha
Bob:Aw that hits the spot.
Joe:Yeah
*bob thrashed wildly and smacks his nose violently*
Joe: ARE YOU OK?
Bob: %#%^#%& nose burn @%^@$%^@ nose burn #&%3
Joe: oh. haha
by Slatte December 10, 2006
Get the nose burnmug.