Love Bug

THE MOST ANNOYING INSECTS IN THE WORLD

P1: The love bugs are so bad, we can't even see out the windshield!!
P2: I know right?!
P3: WOW
P4: CAR WASH HERE WE COME!!

by CAR USERS BEWARE OF LOVE BUGS May 5, 2019

Fuck-Bug

A bug, roughly the size of the average human thumbnail, that upon discovery prompts the verbal response: "oh fuck" by the discoverer.

Q: You see that Fuck-Bug over there? That thing is roughly the size of the average human thumbnail.
A: Fuck.

by seapigeon420 February 5, 2020

Judah bug

He’s da finest niggaa of em all😌 He’s so adorable and kind and loving🌝 And yum, DID I SAY YUM? yUuMmMmM~ Ps he’s also really Shrexy 😻

Ay Judah bug is fineeee fineee

by BIG DADDDAY February 25, 2020

Bed Bugs

Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.

Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."

Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"

Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2022

Rub Bug

A game similar to slug bug, but instead of punching you rub someone.

Eric always wants to play rub bug on long car rides.

by Rub bug June 12, 2016

bug cheese

Another name for the guts of squashed or trampled bug that weirdly looks like cheese

mosquito: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
girl: eww! *stomps*
mosquito: *squish*
girl: omg bug cheese!

by Happy Cow January 8, 2014

bug tennis

The act of passing a software issue back and forth between two developers, each claiming it's the other's responsibility. Usually in Bugzilla, though other issue-tracking software applications are acceptable.

Manager: Why hasn't that issue been fixed yet??
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...

by kwaping October 7, 2009