by notmyrealname9911 February 29, 2020
Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2022
A bug, roughly the size of the average human thumbnail, that upon discovery prompts the verbal response: "oh fuck" by the discoverer.
Q: You see that Fuck-Bug over there? That thing is roughly the size of the average human thumbnail.
A: Fuck.
A: Fuck.
by seapigeon420 February 06, 2020
A sex position where the girl lays flat on her stomach w her legs together and the guy fucks her. Like doggy but she’s flat on her stomach.
by Mp23357 February 03, 2021
The act of passing a software issue back and forth between two developers, each claiming it's the other's responsibility. Usually in Bugzilla, though other issue-tracking software applications are acceptable.
Manager: Why hasn't that issue been fixed yet??
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...
by kwaping October 07, 2009
When you fart in an area (i.e. car, room or confined space) leave that area then return to find the smell is still there.
"I farted in my car on a lunch break. Got back into it after work and it still smelled!" Dude, you dropped a bug bomb
by Ezlikeweezy April 12, 2016
A person, usually a child. That always has the most fashionable infection. They always get the flu, and/or always have a cold. They themselves don't really get sick themselves though. Just low grade symptoms.
On the other hand, if you spend any time close to them, you will most likely then get it.
Often becoming QUITE ill.
On the other hand, if you spend any time close to them, you will most likely then get it.
Often becoming QUITE ill.
That little Mary. She came for a visit, now all our kids AND mom have a wicked fever. She's such a little 'bug truck'.
by PicassoIII August 06, 2011