don't fuck the bunny

Don't do something stupid or mess up an opportunity.

Variants include: if you see a bunny, don't fuck it; that bunny has been fucked; and fuck the bunny, you should not.

It comes from the anime Sensitive Pornograph, where the main character, a pet-sitter, is given instructions to feed a bunny for his boss, and instead of a rabbit, he finds a man dressed as a bunny bound in his closet. Instead of doing what a sensible person would do and calling the cops, he proceeds to fuck him.

Richard: Hey, man, I've got a date with Sarah this Friday! I think I'm gonna take her to see a Van Damme movie.

Eli: Dude, don't fuck the bunny. Take her to see something with cute animals or shirtless Matthew McConaughey.

by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl August 31, 2012

dust bunny

Hot Indian, Arabic,or middle eastern girl. Just like snow bunnies but cooked to perfection

Damn the dust bunny downstairs is hot.

by mr.Mitzva October 8, 2007

"bunny suit".

sterile gowns worn in a silicon chip making plant which cover the person from head to tow to keep contaninants like dust away.

There are prep rooms where workers change into a series of gowns and gloves, collectively known as a "bunny suit".

by lakarna January 5, 2008

Bunny Food

Marijuana; weed; ganja; used as code name for weed so people, police, teachers, etc. will not know you are talking about marijuana.

- Hey any of yall got some bunny food?
- Na man we gotta go see the bunny man.

by RealNiggaDevin June 23, 2011

Bunny

Surfer slang for an extremely attractive female.

"Damn, check that bunny down on the other side of the beach!"

by Boglius April 13, 2013

bilge bunny

Some one truly low and disgusting.

There comes Sheila! She's a true bilge bunny!

by octopod November 9, 2003

preset bunny

A synthesizer player who uses only preset sounds/patches rather than experimenting with and/or developing his or her own patches.

Opposite of tweaker.

John got a DX7, but he only uses the preset sounds. He's a preset bunny.

by Ramsioso June 24, 2006