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rick breath

Term used to describe the quality of a gentleman's breath after consuming vast amounts of alcohol and cigarettes. Typically attributed to a man of questionable character who frequents watering holes with little to no regard for public health standards. I cannot claim this definition as my own but full props goes to the O-Dog!
That chick must be totally bombed if she's tongue fighting with with that guy! He's been pounding the 50 and lighting darts like there is no tomorrow, serious Rick breath.
by raenrfm February 10, 2015
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oxidized brass instrument

When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone
Susan took her son to the antique shop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.
by TukeyComparison April 3, 2019
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Dale Brain

Describing someone or who has done something radically stupid.
Describing someone who is stupid beyond comprehension.
Insult used as a substitute for sped or retard.

Origin: Taken from the Roman Squire Dale Doe who was often ridiculed for his low intelligence and clumsy nature.
Tom: "Hey what's that shit with the spikes you use to eat food with?"
Tim: "Uh... a Fork?"
Tom: "Yeah that's the one."
Tim: "Fucking Dale Brain"
by BeegerYoshi December 3, 2019
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Thunder Bridge

The act of laying your wiener from one female boob to the other to bridge the gap
My boss Wes was talking about how he wanted to thunder bridge this girl with a huge rack but was worried he wasn’t big enough.
by Skervey McCleary March 9, 2021
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Sprawl and Brawl

A term used to describe a fighting style in the sport of mixed martial arts. A "sprawl and brawl" fighter's goal is to avoid takedowns, remain in a standing position and strike with his opponent. Therefore, he will try to avoid takedowns by sprawling and other defensive grappling moves.

The sprawl is employed when a grappler shoots a takedown aimed at the sprawl and brawl fighter's legs. The sprawl and brawl fighter shoots his legs back and positions himself on top of his opponent's frame to avoid the takedown.

The sprawl and brawl fighter then gains separation from his opponent and tries to strike or "brawl" with his opponent while standing.

The term sprawl and brawl owes much of its origin to the martial arts style termed "ground and pound" which has earlier origins in the sport.
"Chuck Liddell can sprawl and brawl better than anyone else in the sport."
by Jonathan Zungre November 12, 2007
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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009
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Quests before Breasts

The preference of videogames, boardgames, or any sort of virginity-prolonging entertainment over females.
Used in a similar (although far sadder) fashion to "bros before hoes."
Guy 1 : Hey, do you wanna come to the wicked party a couple blocks away this evening? There are gonna be a lot of cute girls over there.

Guy 2: Nah, I wanna get my dwarven paladin Alvannor to level 80 tonight. Quests before breasts!

Guy 1: Uhh.....alright.
by garuda1 June 29, 2014
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