cold barney

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.

My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.

by Justin "Cheese" October 12, 2007

jake barnes

The sexual act of waxing your penis with your fathers seamen then slamming it into the anus of a man then as you get to the big finish you fake cum by gently spitting on his back as he turns around cum on his dick suck it slallow and as he falls on the ground punch him in the asshole stick the head of your penis inside your partners dick cum have a snail race if yours wins you perform a dirty sanchez to his dog go home take a cold shower then cold fuck with a roosters head up your ass and after that take the winning snail and stick him up your ass squeeze until it does

Chances dad is dead,.........................................so he did a jake barnes

by Mason Allens January 22, 2012

The bone

The bone is the last and best bit of a joint , A.K.A. stinging roger or roach. To be a true stoner you must smoke every joint to the bone or you qualify as a massive pussy. To bless the joint you can put a polo ring around the roach to make it a holy joint.

Stoner: Hey man you want a toke?
Pussy: No I don't like the last bit
Stoner: fuck that! I always smoke my shit to the bone!

by Yung Petrol January 21, 2020

barney

In Australia to have a "Barney" means to have a fight or arguement

i had a barney with me best mate last night

by ShinJiOh March 13, 2004

giving the dog a bone

getting a blow-job. Popularized by the AC/DC song of the same title. Also a pet store chain.

I like to pick up girls at the 'Giving Your a Dog Bone' in the hopes that the store name will subconsciously make a girl want my bone.

by mostlybored March 8, 2004

geek bone

getting hot and bothered in a nerdy way over the latest technological marvel

dude, i've got a total geek bone over those new Ipod minis..

by harvest April 27, 2004

Bone High

A marijuana high characterized by intense euphoria, laughter, and apparrent "drunkenness. named for thomas T-Bone onions. Usually occuring at the age of 14.

Yo, Sal is bone high right now.

by K.o August 14, 2006