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dirty blowjob

sucking by a woman of her partner's penis just withdrawn from her vagina without cleaning it.
by uttam maharjan September 10, 2010
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asian blowjob

Similar to a mayonnaise surprise or the infamous slanted oral special only involving a lot more vomit and maybe some tentacle fondling.
Dude, I finally got to get an asian blowjob the other night, but now I feel as though I need a chemical shower.
by Boners & Sweatpants October 8, 2014
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ice blowjob

When your partner decides it is a good idea to chew a bunch of ice then give you a blowjob with a cold mouth.
Last night my wife killed my hard-on by giving me an ice blowjob.
by Bob Dob November 22, 2013
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catapillar blowjob

when a catapillar likes to move it's spikes along a man's genital area.
and the man gets erect when the catapillar is still on the gentile area.
person 1; hey dude, im a cool guy like you. i suggest you have a catapillar blowjob before you end up with a penis like this guy..
by shakirashanequabigtits May 23, 2012
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Polish Blowjob

The act of sexually penetrating a severed head from the neck. Ideally the penis would be inserted in such a fashion that it would exit the mouth upon deepest penetration. As with all sexual interaction, a consenting participant is highly reccomended. The Name is English and is derived from the words, "Polish" and "Blowjob." See Also: Neckrophilia.
Hey Eric, That girl has been starving herself for seventeen years for you. I bet she give a wicked Polish Blowjob.
by M Prizzle November 29, 2006
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Angry Blowjob

When Make up sex happens, but the chick aint completely over it, so she gives you a massive blowjob and bites your dick off. Then she freezes it and sticks it up your ass.
Jack: Oh yeah... OH YEAH!! Oh wait, shit...

Jack: That's cold!

Jack: I think it's melting...

Jack: I like it.

''Angry Blowjob''
by FredwardPeabody July 28, 2009
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Brazilian Blowjob

When a girl, with a darker tint of skin, possibly native american or of south american decent gives a blowjob to a male who is intoxocated at a crazy party in the bathroom.
John: Dude, that party last night was SICK
Mike: Yeah bro, I even got a Brazilian Blowjob from that one spanish chick!
by DJ Mikey J 262 October 5, 2010
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