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blowjob hangover 

After a night of swallowing many loads, a girl will wake up feeling physcially ill, depending on how much cum she let down her throat. The most common feeling is a bad headache, just as a normal hangover would feel. Normal scale used, 1 drink = 1 load, so the more there is to "drink" the worse the hangover will be
Wow dude, last night that girl Melissa really showed her appreciation for the cock, she sucked off at least a baker's dozen at the kegger, I wouldn't be suprised if she's got a massive blowjob hangover.
blowjob hangover by bill overload December 27, 2005
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Beer blowjob 

a man who receives a blowjob whilst drinking a beer and doing another activity such as playing a video game or watching television. a beer blowjob is very rare because most girls would get mad if you even suggested it, however if you are lucky enough to find someone willing it will be the best 30 minute tv program of your life.
he's so lucky, Ally gave him a beer blowjob last night
Beer blowjob by sandy61 July 31, 2011

Double Blowjob

When one girl some a dude's balls and another sucks his dick at the same time. Both girls must drool and moan as much as possible so when the dude pulls out he can cum all over both chick's faces.
Amanda and Megan enjoyed giving Tom a double blowjob and Amanda really liked the taste of balls in her mouth.

spongebob blowjob 

when you're getting a bj and you look down all you see is her head BOBbin' and her bikini bottom.... aw yeah!
That chick last night she was on me like a tiger, next thing you know I'm getting a good old fashioned spongebob blowjob!
spongebob blowjob by Bobby Dichter September 1, 2009

reverse blowjob 

when she puts her dick in your mouth
'kevin got a reverse blowjob'

Platonic Blowjob 

An act of fellatio given as a non-sexual reward for accomplishing a difficult task. The reason for fellatio rather than a material reward stems from the absolute truth that fellatio is awesome. It is generally reserved for monumental feats of accomplishment - ex. landing a major client account in record time, where the potential client was leaning away from ones firm.

This blowjob is non-sexual. No attraction need (or should) exist between the giver and receiver. Receipt or gift of a PBJ is not considered homosexual if given between males, but ONLY if the PBJ is given for a legitimately monumental achievement.
Jerry: I landed the VCorp account overnight - and they were even thinking of going with the other guys!
Rob: Jerry, that's amazing. We've had sales team after sales team tell us that account was impossible! And I just assigned it to you three days ago! Tell you what, meet me in my office. You've earned a Platonic Blowjob!

Alice: Tim, I can't believe you were able to complete the entire backup automation in two hours. It even tags changes and encrypts everything! Tomorrow morning, I'll see you in your cube for a PBJ.
Platonic Blowjob by ffoodd October 13, 2009

Double Blowjob

When one blowjob just isn't enough; when you are horny enough that you need to cum a 2nd time after the girl swallows your initial load of cum.
Natalie pulled away after I shot a load in her mouth, but then I pushed her head back down; I decided it was going to be a DOUBLE blowjob.
Double Blowjob by Jarred Neuman December 4, 2011